Mei Qin's 21st Birthday!

Just returned from MQ's 21st birthday.
Pretty lazy as always.
I better let the pictures do the talking.


The birthday girl. Couple 1.



Couple 2



Couple 3



Loner Justin.



Loner Justin (x2).


Loner Justin (x3).


That poor thing.


HAHAHAHA!


Grace and me.




Babe and me!


Jing Ting couldn't make it there due to personal reasons.
So I did something to make her presence felt heeee....






TADA!



Drew this on Mei Qin's guest book to substitute for the usual birthday messages.
I know it's terribly drawn haha!

Justin's hair caught fire.
I've got super muscular arms.
Grace is damn fat. (HAHAHAHAHA! Sorry I didn't mean it!)
Jonathan's head is too small for his body and he stands way too tall.
Jing Ting has a skewed body.
Those behind are floating souls without legs.










I always end up having red/white eyes in photos and I
have absolutely no clue why.


The End.
P.S. Sorry MQ, couldn't write much cos I'm quite chui now haha.
Hope you like the golden bag we got you.
Bring it out the next time we meet!

I haven't dressed up for so DAMN long!
Finally have the chance to do so when I went shopping today!



Evidence of studious students who just ended exams yesterday.



Anyway, you know I was watching tv and I realised the teats
of a cow actually look like the private part of a man.
Isn't that ironic?

Oh it's ALL over!
Well at least for now, although it ended on a regrettable note.
I think I didn't perform my best for forensic science exam and
this may just cost me my easy A...HAIZ...

Anyway, I left pretty early like one hour after the start of the
final exam to met my babe. The last time I saw him was 23 days
ago and it was agonizing! My girlfriends were all in disbelief
when I told them so. They couldn't understand how I tolerated
not seeing my boyfriend for so long.
To be honest, I couldn't too.
I guess absence really makes the heart grow fonder.

But it doesn't matter now! No more exam for me until exactly
1 year later haha! OMG Grace, you are damn right! It didn't
dawn on me that we won't be stepping foot into the forbidden
place for 8 months! Gone are all those long travelling days!

Babe's mum bought me a ticket to the SG flyer and some boat
ride at Clarke Quay as a way to celebrate my 21st birthday. It's
really really nice of her! I heard from babe that she even thought
of booking a room at KBox! My own mum is not even half as nice
as her. When my sister asked her how she is gonna celebrate
my 21st birthday, she replied: "Aiya, no need la. Many people
also never celebrate." Even though I ain't intending to throw a big
party for my birthday, her reply still disappoints me.

Okay enough of blogging, the mention of her dampens my mood.
OMG I just received a CitiBank plishing email!

how the f*ck do you know my bf's name?
Stop being anonymous.
All I can say is, a source that is anonymous is a source not to be trusted.

Eh anonymous, you're still not sian is it?
I'm already damn SICK of your constant comments.
Do you know the word S-I-C-K?
Please bloody hell stop it.
You think your comments may one day make a difference?
Go drink a toiletbowl-ful of urine then I may consider.
It's so not meaningful at all to keep seeing such bo liao
comments from time to time. You should go find something
else to do like counting rice grains, the number of toes you
have or flower petals and don't be such a slug.

Reply to Shine. Sparkle. Glam.

OMG Cat!

I read your blog and I can't stand it la! damn bimbo can?????

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I thought you were just kidding about having glam as the theme
for your birthday. Makes me wonder why I ever mentioned that
glam was my JC prom theme... Gosh I deserve a slap on my mouth
for suggesting that!

Now even worse, you wanna add more shine and sparkle to it
HAHAHA! I don't care. I'm wearing tee, shorts and slippers there
to change! haha don't expect me to wear damn glamorously and
end up inviting stares from kaypo aunties and jiko uncles on the
MRT! We should just doll our guys up that day with shimmering
powder, sparkling eyeshadow and adorn them with more bling
bling jewelry la! Can we get Justin to wear a pair of silver tights
for his stick-like legs like below???

And Grace! Bring your Jonathan along leh...cos I can't bear to not see
my bf even for a day so I will most probably get him to accompany
me hee...



OH MAN...I'm already drawing visuals in my head!

Yuuuu Huuuuuu!

I finally got hold of the ji ko pek's notes!

Now I can REALLY get down to studying that lao tiko's module without constantly
checking up on the edventure and pray that the notes will be uploaded.

He hasn't been uploading his slides for like 1 month?!

I bet he has been sitting in front of the computer watching Jessica Simpson
shakes her boobs and ass off in the "Public Affair" mtv that he's forgotten all about
uploading his slides.

Nvm heck. I shall return to study.

pretty babies

Baby Shiloh:






Baby Suri:





Omg they are the cutest babies ever!
And look! Baby Shiloh has got her mum's full lips!
I could stare at these pictures the whole day going "Awwww...How cute...".
They are addictive.
They really make me feel like having a baby of my own!
And when the time comes, hopefully my baby will inherit the best genes from
us and be the prettiest baby ever!

branded facial products at low low prices!!!

OMG!

Calling out to all the girls out there!

I found a fabulous website that sells branded cosmetic and skin care
products at unbelievably low prices!


*Click here!!!*
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I'm intending to get SK II's facial treatment essence at SGD$40 only!
Anyone who wish to get something there as well, please let me know
cos i hope to combine purchases to claim free delivery!!!

*Please*
*Pleaseee*
*Pleassseeeee*

To anonymous:


Do you mean a pauper doesn't deserve love?

So what if you have a bed of notes to sleep on every night?

It doesn't make you a better person by criticising my bf and our relationship.

He's too rich to be a pauper by today's definition anyway.

But if you are really that filthy rich, I'd love to to set up a 'Wai Mun Foundation'
for you to deposit money regularly to my empty bank account :D

And who are you to put our love down when you haven't experienced yours?

Just because I didn't write on my blog about the things we did, doesn't mean
he didn't do special things to touch me. It simply proves that I am too lazy to
blog or that I have an atrocious memory.

Stop speaking as if you know all cuz you know nothing.

Like hello? Do you even know me and my bf well enough to judge us?

I'm not a whore nor a slutty maid who goes around hunting for rich guys to be my bf.

If you think you are damn loaded and good-looking, why are you even here
commenting on my blog entries when you should be surrounded by hordes
of drooling girls elsewhere?

With that, obviously you ain't much of a great catch as well.

So this is gonna be the last time that i'll entertain your consistent comments.

But you are still welcomed to visit my blog as many times as you wish, or even click on the
refresh button 100000000000000 times a day as long as it pleases you!

I wouldn't refuse my advertising dollars from coming in!

i need more clothes!

Was browsing through Mango and FCUK's catalogues and found some gems.

I'm loving these looks!






























































Btw to whoever you are, please stop your senseless comments.
I love him.
Don't you think that the stuff you said were damn superficial?

p.s.: it's pretence not pretentence